Not fully grasping the anti-profiteering aspect of the OCCUPY movement's philosophy, Anton created his OCCU-BEAST rental service for protesters less-than-capable of securing public spaces on their own.
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Fed up and paranoid from loosing all but this vehicle to protesters (who have taken up residence in them since loosing their tents), State Troopers issued an official news release stating, "Occupy, schmoccupy! Ain't nobody getting our last car!"
048
Not one to be classified as "out of touch", Edgar zealously and resolutely occupies the highway in front of his house each day from 9:12 to 9:13 am.
047
Enthusiasm was one thing, but few among the OCCUPY Movement had anticipated the spontaneous appearance of a small herd of rowdy OCCUPY-ettes.
046
Unresolved confusion resulted when one small town awoke to find itself mysteriously and ominously occupied by enormous, uncooperative books; the city's librarians, a particularily unruly and rebellious lot which had identified themselves with the OCCUPY Movement, could not be located.
045
In a most peculiar turn of events, two OCCUPY cyclists on a trek to Washington DC mistakenly rode directly into the 1930's.
044
When a small local church joined their local Occupy group's presence in the town square, many questioned their somewhat unorthodox approach.
043
Rumors of the possibility of rupturing a "space/time continuum" have forced authorities to hesitate disturbing the mid-air suspension of a protester who chose to occupy the space above a previously removed OCCUPY encampment.
042
Absolutely no one took the Police Chief seriously when commenting on the OCCUPY camp downtown, he had mentioned "Well, if we have to crack a few eggs..."; as a consequence, today everyone remains in shock after news photographers graphically captured the resulting carnage.
041
When the fairly small OCCUPY group of Everton announced they were taking their march to their local beach's entertainment complex, they were initially ecstatic at the astonishingly massive turn-out before realizing their "OCCUPY THE BEACH" flyers probably should have been slightly more descriptive.
040
Being extremely creative, resourceful and short on funds the Technology Committee of the OCCUPY Movement cleverly utilized some elements from their encampment's environment to engineer adaptive media technologies.
039
In sympathy with the struggles of the OCCUPY Movement, Father Scranton declared an "ethereal connectim" and made the befuddling decision to remain in the confessional, frozen in a prolonged state of yawning which instilled a measure of anxiety among waiting parishioners.
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Mary Jo, practically oblivious to current events, thought the OCCUPY Movement sounded like it must be a clever term for a new trend towards octopus pie and proceeded to concoct her own illustrious culinary invention, combining that pastry with coffee.
037
Attempting to initiate covert strategies to disperse OCCUPY protesters, authorities later regretted sending in their wives as a low-profile strategy to remove the more obstinate members of the group.
036
Learning by trial and error, a warning quickly went out to all OCCUPY groups: "Be alert. New information indicates some spots may not be worth occupying."
035
After Mildred had convinced Alice to engage in proactive behaviors sympathetic to the OCCUPY protesters, neither were well versed on where to draw the line.
034
The Occupy Movement gained unexpected, new respect when after one group was forcefully evicted from their side street encampment, an ominous sky boulder appeared there the following morning.
033
At the first hint that the OCCUPY Movement may have been momentarily floundering, OCCUPY protesters awoke to the sight of 8 million women and their families marching back from 1920 to teach them a thing or two about "getting it done".
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After some had incurred widespread criticism for wearing masks, OCCUPY protesters quickly employed an appropriate, alternative response.
031
As a public service, Warren took it upon himself to disclose the oddly propagating, yet still unspoken phenomena he termed, "Occupiotic Suspension" which occurs every time anyone attempts to compose an anthem for the OCCUPY Movement.
030
Shattering the myth that authorities were without a creative imagination, OCCUPY staffers returning to the camp's kitchen were greeted by a surreptitiously placed wire sculpture depicting ominous implications; curiously, some presumed it to be a warning not to inadvertently offend the culinary community.
029
Now, too afraid to waterboard, when interrogating detained OCCUPY protesters, authorities decided to administer a truth serum via alternative technologies.
028
Arthur, having found his efforts to OCCUPY any local real estate in his city an increasingly difficult feat, ultimately resorted to a much smaller yet more manageable location.
027
Mr. Wuju's phenomenal, even surreal ability to occupy an entire downtown intersection by his mere presence, became legendary among the OCCUPY Movement's followers and supporters.
025
In what some have called a mocking response to widespread complaints that those comprising the OCCUPY Movement had not clearly explained what they were protesting about, hundreds donned suits from the 1930's and took to the streets with an unmistakable message.
024
Chen's daily OCCUPY strategies have instilled perplexed consternation among authorities; it seems his constantly evolving appearance is making it considerably difficult to locate him.
023
When a call went out from the OCCUPY camp for those with special organizational skills, the degree of responses was, let's say, somewhat unexpected.
022
Taking the OCCUPY mantra as a mandate to seize and hold public venues, Axel and Britta convinced their friends to occupy a partially completed bridge, constructing a permanent structure on it in an unwitting attempt to impede further physical access to the rest of the world.
021
When it became known a rather industrious member of the Occupy Movement had successfully removed the Wright Brothers' airplane from the Smithsonian Institute and become airborne near the Washington Monument, two fellow protesters in appropriate attire jubilantly welcomed him during a precarious fly-by.
020
Absolutely clueless as to what OCCUPY "anything" was, erroneously sensing what they surmised could be a highly profitable opportunity, meat market vendors Bert and Kurt quickly and proudly strung up their lingering, deeply discounted inventory of smoked, gargantuan rats directly across the street from the OCCUPY camp.
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After much debate from within the OCCUPY Movement, it was finally decided to reveal the photographic evidence they had secured suggesting unknown radiographic weaponry had been initially employed against any protesters using bullhorns; a revelation which subsequently resulted in the creation and proliferation of what is now termed, the People's Mic.
018
Though not entirely understood, recent secret photos reveal the curious technology authorities are now implementing to monitor the entire OCCUPY Movement.
017
Despite adopting a policy of nonviolence within their OCCUPY camp, Rusty decided to arm himself when a whole other breed of occupiers began joining their ranks.
016
Once it became painfully evident no one else was willing, Judd mustered up the initiative and took the Occupy Movement to the Dead Sea, himself.
015
Ever since Achmed declared that his highly unusual occupation of this roadside rock was an act reflecting Arab solidarity with US protesters who were sympathizing with Middle East protesters... even people from past historic eras have returned to view him.
014
With admirable motivation and insufficient planning, Wendell set about a massive one man occupation of the entire local police station with less than sterling results.
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Winston discovered excessive preoccupation with the OCCUPY Movement may be dangerous to your head.
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When Herbert heard that clarion call to OCCUPY local population centers, he studied his own, rural surroundings and intuitively crafted a less-than-wieldy camouflage solution.
011
It was with great effort the tourists were obliged to ignore the disturbing, growing parade of stuffed bears intent on occupying the entire beach.
010
Afraid he may not have what it takes to occupy anything, Alfred hired two Chinese rope-jumping nuns to continuously occupy his environment everywhere he went, just in case.
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Completely misconstruing things, believing the Occupy Movement to be a mysteriously contagious occular condition related to wandering retinas, Felicia immediately began utilizing the most sophisticated of complicated, protective eye machinery.
008
Fred's defiant decision to occupy the bench in front of City Hall in response to rampant political malfeasance is consistently thwarted by his diminishing attention span.
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Refusing to be outdone by rival gardening clubs and not sure how far this Occupy thing might go, the Women's Gardening Society of Greater Livingston took on an entirely new attitude reflected in their new slogan, "Occupy my chrysanthemums and I'll break your face!"
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Out of funds and resources, NASA, inspired by the enthusiasm of the OCCUPY Movement, recently engaged in a new space exploration and colonization campaign which displays Mars photos and entreats volunteers to "Occupy This... pleeze!"
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Despite a chorus of pleas from friends and stiff warnings from authorities on the ground, Rupert cut the rope, sending him and his family upward into the skies to his endless shouting of, "Occupy the atmosphere! Occupy the atmosphere!"
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When celebrated contortionist, Bendy Lungenfeld publicly declared his solidarity with the Occupy Movement via his indefinite occupation of a steamer trunk, no one anticipated its premature theft by an unidentified employee of FOX News.
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Undaunted and apparently resilient, Salim single-handedly continues his solitary OCCUPY PETRA movement anticipating reinforcements any month now.
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Sam Cooley's ingenious success at photographically documenting his team's surprisingly swift occupation of the old Robinson farm was unexpectedly derailed when it was discovered that no one cared.
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In a symbolic gesture of solidarity with the OCCUPY Movement and working class Americans, without authorization, Air Commander Zwybek maneuvered his zeppelin into a rather creative aerial occupation of the first town he could find, unaware of its apparent abandonment years earlier.
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