"The ability to laugh at one's self every day is the beginning of wisdom... or possibly dementia, I'm not sure."
Sir Buckley Wheatish
(Announced on May 11, 1796 upon his hearing of the arrests of 10 utopists by the French the day before, an act he found equally as ludicrous as it was justified.)
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Completely misconstruing things, believing the Occupy Movement to be a mysteriously contagious occular condition related to wandering retinas, Felicia immediately began utilizing the most sophisticated of complicated, protective eye machinery.
