"The ability to laugh at one's self every day is the beginning of wisdom... or possibly dementia, I'm not sure."
Sir Buckley Wheatish
(Announced on May 11, 1796 upon his hearing of the arrests of 10 utopists by the French the day before, an act he found equally as ludicrous as it was justified.)
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Fed up and paranoid from loosing all but this vehicle to protesters (who have taken up residence in them since loosing their tents), State Troopers issued an official news release stating, "Occupy, schmoccupy! Ain't nobody getting our last car!"
