"The ability to laugh at one's self every day is the beginning of wisdom... or possibly dementia, I'm not sure."
Sir Buckley Wheatish
(Announced on May 11, 1796 upon his hearing of the arrests of 10 utopists by the French the day before, an act he found equally as ludicrous as it was justified.)
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The Fed was all abuzz when agronomists within the OCCUPY Movement revealed a new currency strategy centered around their recently refined, bio-engineered capacity to grow coinage,
