"The ability to laugh at one's self every day is the beginning of wisdom... or possibly dementia, I'm not sure."
Sir Buckley Wheatish
(Announced on May 11, 1796 upon his hearing of the arrests of 10 utopists by the French the day before, an act he found equally as ludicrous as it was justified.)
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Afraid he may not have what it takes to occupy anything, Alfred hired two Chinese rope-jumping nuns to continuously occupy his environment everywhere he went, just in case.
