"The ability to laugh at one's self every day is the beginning of wisdom... or possibly dementia, I'm not sure."
Sir Buckley Wheatish
(Announced on May 11, 1796 upon his hearing of the arrests of 10 utopists by the French the day before, an act he found equally as ludicrous as it was justified.)
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Rumors of the possibility of rupturing a "space/time continuum" have forced authorities to hesitate disturbing the mid-air suspension of a protester who chose to occupy the space above a previously removed OCCUPY encampment.