Despite being very confident the evidence had been destroyed, a Wall Street money manger's ties to a huge medical technology research firm were discovered by an OCCUPY Movement member via a smoking gun photo documenting a disturbing innovation which would enable poor families to strike lucrative contracts with multiple corporations whose logos would be genetically imprinted in utero, on their children; naming rights are presumed to be extra.
"The ability to laugh at one's self every day is the beginning of wisdom... or possibly dementia, I'm not sure." Sir Buckley Wheatish (Announced on May 11, 1796 upon his hearing of the arrests of 10 utopists by the French the day before, an act he found equally as ludicrous as it was justified.)