A disenfranchised member of a large political party leaked this early mock-up of an internal campaign manager's covert ploy to torpedo the integrity of the OCCUPY Movement by planning to claim this "secret document" revealed OCCUPY's soon-to-be-revealed candidate for the 2012 elections; however, it was deemed a "mega-stupid strategy" by that campaign worker's teenage daughters and subsequently dropped.
"The ability to laugh at one's self every day is the beginning of wisdom... or possibly dementia, I'm not sure." Sir Buckley Wheatish (Announced on May 11, 1796 upon his hearing of the arrests of 10 utopists by the French the day before, an act he found equally as ludicrous as it was justified.)