"The ability to laugh at one's self every day is the beginning of wisdom... or possibly dementia, I'm not sure."
Sir Buckley Wheatish
(Announced on May 11, 1796 upon his hearing of the arrests of 10 utopists by the French the day before, an act he found equally as ludicrous as it was justified.)
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In a bold maneuver, one innovative OCCUPY group built a machine to occupy the future, unanticipating a premature and unfortunate collapse; a project-ending episode involving a solid rocket booster, an iPhone and a toaster.