Utilizing a new, ultra-high-speed imaging technology, authorities now believe they have finally captured their first glimpse of what they term as a "genetically altered, hybrid network of speed squirrels" thought to be an inscrutable, cleverly disguised, ubiquitous communications tool OCCUPY Movement groups have been utilizing in order to rapidly communicate information between camps nationwide in a less than obvious manner.
"The ability to laugh at one's self every day is the beginning of wisdom... or possibly dementia, I'm not sure." Sir Buckley Wheatish (Announced on May 11, 1796 upon his hearing of the arrests of 10 utopists by the French the day before, an act he found equally as ludicrous as it was justified.)