011

It was with great effort the tourists were obliged to ignore the disturbing, growing parade of stuffed bears intent on occupying the entire beach.

010

Afraid he may not have what it takes to occupy anything, Alfred hired two Chinese rope-jumping nuns to continuously occupy his environment everywhere he went, just in case.

009

Completely misconstruing things, believing the Occupy Movement to be a mysteriously contagious occular condition related to wandering retinas, Felicia immediately began utilizing the most sophisticated of complicated, protective eye machinery. 

008

Fred's defiant decision to occupy the bench in front of City Hall in response to rampant political malfeasance is consistently thwarted by his diminishing attention span.

007

Refusing to be outdone by rival gardening clubs and not sure how far this Occupy thing might go, the Women's Gardening Society of Greater Livingston took on an entirely new attitude reflected in their new slogan, "Occupy my chrysanthemums and I'll break your face!"

006

Out of funds and resources, NASA, inspired by the enthusiasm of the OCCUPY Movement, recently engaged in a new space exploration and colonization campaign which displays Mars photos and entreats volunteers to "Occupy This... pleeze!"

005

Despite a chorus of pleas from friends and stiff warnings from authorities on the ground, Rupert cut the rope, sending him and his family upward into the skies to his endless shouting of, "Occupy the atmosphere! Occupy the atmosphere!"

004

When celebrated contortionist, Bendy Lungenfeld publicly declared his solidarity with the Occupy Movement via his indefinite occupation of a steamer trunk, no one anticipated its premature theft by an unidentified employee of FOX News.

003

Undaunted and apparently resilient, Salim single-handedly continues his solitary OCCUPY PETRA movement anticipating reinforcements any month now.

002

Sam Cooley's ingenious success at photographically documenting his team's surprisingly swift occupation of the old Robinson farm was unexpectedly derailed when it was discovered that no one cared.

001

In a symbolic gesture of solidarity with the OCCUPY Movement and working class Americans, without authorization, Air Commander Zwybek maneuvered his zeppelin into a rather creative aerial occupation of the first town he could find, unaware of its apparent abandonment years earlier.