"The ability to laugh at one's self every day is the beginning of wisdom... or possibly dementia, I'm not sure."
Sir Buckley Wheatish
(Announced on May 11, 1796 upon his hearing of the arrests of 10 utopists by the French the day before, an act he found equally as ludicrous as it was justified.)
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Suspicions of cleverly disguised police agent infiltrators within the OCCUPY camp were recently confirmed when an unsuspecting protester while cleaning up, discovered what initially appeared to be discarded refuse outside of the media tent.
