"The ability to laugh at one's self every day is the beginning of wisdom... or possibly dementia, I'm not sure."
Sir Buckley Wheatish
(Announced on May 11, 1796 upon his hearing of the arrests of 10 utopists by the French the day before, an act he found equally as ludicrous as it was justified.)
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Working frantically through the night, Jon made up for his unavailability to occupy a local space himself by designing a symbolic, strategic device which would endlessly occupy those at a nearby intersection, in his absence.