"The ability to laugh at one's self every day is the beginning of wisdom... or possibly dementia, I'm not sure."
Sir Buckley Wheatish
(Announced on May 11, 1796 upon his hearing of the arrests of 10 utopists by the French the day before, an act he found equally as ludicrous as it was justified.)
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At the precise moment when it appeared an overwrought police force would be shutting down the OCCUPY march downtown, Propeller Man made a startling appearance, confounding all and defusing anxieties.