"The ability to laugh at one's self every day is the beginning of wisdom... or possibly dementia, I'm not sure."
Sir Buckley Wheatish
(Announced on May 11, 1796 upon his hearing of the arrests of 10 utopists by the French the day before, an act he found equally as ludicrous as it was justified.)
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Unexpectedly moved and emboldened by the brave and passionate display of protestors taking to American streets, Admiral Peary shocked the world by returning to life to lead yet one more torturous expedition in an effort to occupy the Arctic.
