"The ability to laugh at one's self every day is the beginning of wisdom... or possibly dementia, I'm not sure."
Sir Buckley Wheatish
(Announced on May 11, 1796 upon his hearing of the arrests of 10 utopists by the French the day before, an act he found equally as ludicrous as it was justified.)
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When celebrated contortionist, Bendy Lungenfeld publicly declared his solidarity with the Occupy Movement via his indefinite occupation of a steamer trunk, no one anticipated its premature theft by an unidentified employee of FOX News.
