"The ability to laugh at one's self every day is the beginning of wisdom... or possibly dementia, I'm not sure."
Sir Buckley Wheatish
(Announced on May 11, 1796 upon his hearing of the arrests of 10 utopists by the French the day before, an act he found equally as ludicrous as it was justified.)
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Out of funds and resources, NASA, inspired by the enthusiasm of the OCCUPY Movement, recently engaged in a new space exploration and colonization campaign which displays Mars photos and entreats volunteers to "Occupy This... pleeze!"
