"The ability to laugh at one's self every day is the beginning of wisdom... or possibly dementia, I'm not sure."
Sir Buckley Wheatish
(Announced on May 11, 1796 upon his hearing of the arrests of 10 utopists by the French the day before, an act he found equally as ludicrous as it was justified.)
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Attempting to initiate covert strategies to disperse OCCUPY protesters, authorities later regretted sending in their wives as a low-profile strategy to remove the more obstinate members of the group.
