"The ability to laugh at one's self every day is the beginning of wisdom... or possibly dementia, I'm not sure."
Sir Buckley Wheatish
(Announced on May 11, 1796 upon his hearing of the arrests of 10 utopists by the French the day before, an act he found equally as ludicrous as it was justified.)
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Fred's defiant decision to occupy the bench in front of City Hall in response to rampant political malfeasance is consistently thwarted by his diminishing attention span.
